11 Best Colognes to Get Laid Right Now

So you have the perfect going-out suit, new shoes, a nice watch, a sleek sports car, the perfect place for cocktails, and you live alone in one of the best parts of the city. It sounds like you have it all figured out for a great night out—and an even better one in. But there’s a missing link in your nightlife routine that is keeping you from finding that perfect someone to be the yin to your yang. With that said, here are the best colognes to get laid in 2022.

1. Blu Atlas Atlantis Eau de Parfum

(Blu Atlas) | Atlantis Eau de Parfum
(Blu Atlas) | Atlantis Eau de Parfum

This citrus and woody aromatic scent is bolstered with notes of bergamot, clary sage, and patchouli that deliver a remarkable and unforgettable aromatic fragrance. And like all Blu Atlas products, it is formulated to be paraben-, sulfate-, and phthalate-free in addition to being dermatologically tested for safety and efficacy. Made in New York alongside well-respected formulation partners and renowned dermatologists, Blu Atlas ensures that only the best people in the business are behind their proven formulations.

We love their Atlantis cologne not only because it is the perfect scent for every occasion, but also due to how well it complements their skincare and hygiene products. Who wouldn’t want someone like Blu Atlas as their wingman?

2. Prada Luna Rossa Ocean Eau de Toilette

(Prada) | Luna Rossa Ocean Eau de Toilette
(Prada) | Luna Rossa Ocean Eau de Toilette

The devil does in fact wear Prada, and that’s all the more reason why you should too. Prada’s Luna Rossa Ocean is an amazing aquatic-inspired eau de toilette that stands out as superbly fresh and distinctly masculine in an ocean full of lesser fragrances.

The key notes of bergamot essence, iris absolute, and vetiver essence are distilled down to the molecular level to create a refreshing and sensual—yet elegant—cologne that makes the wearer feel as calm as the depths of the ocean and as powerful as a crashing wave.

So just remember. If you find yourself on either side of the Atlantic, let Prada be your first mate; they’ll help you steer clear of the devil and the deep blue sea.

3. Maison Margiela ‘REPLICA’ Jazz Club

(Maison Margiela) | ’REPLICA’ Jazz Club
(Maison Margiela) | ’REPLICA’ Jazz Club

If you think the nightlife ain’t no good life, then you better listen to the blues they’re playing, because Maison Margiela has just the fragrance for you. The famous Parisian fashion house is known for its white minimalist sneakers and avant-garde takes on basics like faux-pocket shirts and painted jeans, but what it should be known for is its “REPLICA” fragrance line.

REPLICA Jazz Club is a warm and smoky eau de toilette is inspired by the scents wafting through a Brooklyn jazz club circa 2013. Sweet notes of open cigar boxes, worn-in leather bar stools, and fine-aged liquor combine with notes of pink pepper and vanilla to instantly transport you from Cincinnati back to Gowanus when you used to wear raw denim, use pomade, and ride a fixed-gear bicycle to get coffee with your friends.

4. CHANEL BLEU DE CHANEL Eau de Parfum

(CHANEL) |BLEU DE CHANEL Eau de Parfum
(CHANEL) |BLEU DE CHANEL Eau de Parfum

Bleu de Chanel is one of Chanel’s best-selling men’s colognes. As an eau de parfum, Bleu de Chanel will help you stand out in a world full of eau de toilettes. Eau de parfums have a 15-30% concentration of pure perfume that lasts longer and gets noticed faster.

This luxurious cologne sports an earthy and woody body complimented by the keynotes of fresh citrus accord, labdanum, and New Caledonian sandalwood cedar. To amplify this already strong base and keynotes, Chanel opted for tonka bean and vanilla to bring your sensuality aura to new heights and greater depths.

If you seek the unexpected and favor the bold, this fresh, clean, and sensual cologne can help even the most independent men bolster their confidence and ensure they continue to defy convention as they manifest their destiny.

5. Versace Eros Eau de Toilette

(Versace) | Eros Eau de Toilette
(Versace) | Eros Eau de Toilette

Do you want to be a Greek god? Versace Eros is a one-of-a-kind fragrance built for only the strongest, most passionate man who is already a master of himself. Eros, the Greek god of love, lust, and sex (we implore you to try and think of a better job title) is the inspiration for one of Versace’s most beloved fragrances. This cool and spicy eau de toilette does more than allude to the perfection of the male body—it is Greek mythology incarnate.

Love, passion, beauty, and desire are represented by the keynotes of mint leaves, orange blossom, and vanilla Madagascar, and are supplemented by Italian lemon zest, green apple, tonka beans, ambroxan amber, and various florals and woods. Masculinity isn’t just about your physical appearance or material objects; it’s about your aura and worldview. And if you want your aura to be as intense, vibrant, and glowing as Eros, what better way to start than by smelling like him?

6. Yves Saint Laurent Y Eau de Parfum

(Yves Saint Laurent) | Y Eau de Parfum
(Yves Saint Laurent) | Y Eau de Parfum

Black leather jacket, white t-shirt, and dark jeans. If this is your going out look, then you may have struggled to find the perfect scent to compliment it. Y Eau de Parfum from Yves Saint Laurent is seductive, sexy, and confident. This eau de parfum is an earthy, woody fragrance that is expected of Yves Saint Laurent’s signature Y scent which is known for its sophisticated use of herbs and florals like sage and geranium.

What makes this particular entry in the Y series stand out are the notes of sensual woods that round off this already masculine cologne into one you—and others—will never forget. So before your next night out, remember Y Eau de Parfum if you want one of the best colognes to get laid right now.

7. DOLCE&GABBANA The One For Men Eau de Toilette

(DOLCE&GABBANA;) | The One For Men Eau de Toilette
(DOLCE&GABBANA) | The One For Men Eau de Toilette

When it comes to finding the perfect cologne to help you get some, it often means picking out a fragrance that can be only worn on a night on the town. The One is not only elegant and sensual enough to be worn out on date nights, but it’s also the perfect choice for everyday. Whether it’s morning, noon, midday, evening, or nighttime—Dolce & Gabbana has engineered the perfect all-day, all-night cologne.

This modern, yet timeless, spicy fragrance is the perfect choice for the charismatic, seductive, and refined man who loves taking care of himself and his special someone. With fresh top notes of grapefruit, coriander, and basil combined with the mid notes of cardamom and ginger on top of the base of tobacco, amber, and cedarwood, you’ll know after the first sniff that this is truly The One.

8. Ralph Lauren Ralph’s Club Eau de Parfum

(Ralph Lauren) | Ralph's Club Eau de Parfum
(Ralph Lauren) | Ralph's Club Eau de Parfum

There are very few people who understand what men—and women—want from men’s fragrances. So it may be no surprise that the person that understands this delicate balance is the man that has been dressing America for over 50 years. Ralph Lauren has redefined Americana so many times that it is near impossible to go out and not run into someone wearing one of his many brand products.

Enter Ralph’s Club. This new fragrance was launched by Ralph Lauren in 2021 and may just be the best one yet. Specially designed to push the boundaries of sensuality, Ralph’s Club is an earthy and woody cologne that starts with the key notes of lavandin, cedarwood, and patchouli. To balance out these fresh scents is clary sage and vetiver, which also works to make this sensual woody fragrance long-lasting. And to set the mood, Ralph Lauren opted for a sleek, gunmetal and glass bottle full of masculine angles that are cool to the touch.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the club.

9. TOM FORD Noir de Noir Eau de Parfum

(TOM FORD) | Noir de Noir Eau de Parfum
(TOM FORD) | Noir de Noir Eau de Parfum

Noir de Noir from TOM FORD is just that fragrance to show off your confidence in your feminine-masculine duality. The tried and true masculine, earthy notes of black truffle, vanilla, patchouli, and oud wood combine with the warm, feminine florals of black rose to create a gourmand fragrance that will awaken you—and your partner’s—sensual side.

10. fresh Cannabis Santal Eau de Parfum

(fresh) | Cannabis Santal Eau de Parfum
(fresh) | Cannabis Santal Eau de Parfum

Have you ever wondered what an old-world market during a brisk Parisian morning would smell like? Fresh’s Cannabis Santal Eau de Parfum is a modern classic scent for men. It’s sensual, masculine, and just downright intoxicating. After the first whiff, you’ll never want to smell anything else again.

The first impression of key notes from the rich blend of fruits like wild strawberries, Brazilian orange, bergamot, kumquat, and dark plum set the masculine stage for the sensual notes of patchouli, rose, magnolia, chocolate, vetiver, and vanilla musk to round out the fragrance to make it truly memorable, leaving a lasting impression on anyone you meet throughout your day.

What makes this fragrance stand apart from the rest is the note responsible for its namesake: cannabis accord. Cannabis accord is a unique fruity scent derived from the bud of cannabis that is used in only the finest fragrances. Trust us on this one.

11. Acqua di Parma Colonia Futura Eau de Cologne

(Acqua di Parma) | Colonia Futura Eau de Cologne
(Acqua di Parma) | Colonia Futura Eau de Cologne

We can hardly think of a more exotic escape than vagabonding through the Tuscan countryside. Acqua Di Parma knows that both men and women yearn for the free and easy slices of life that only globetrotting can get you. That’s why they made Colonia Futura, the closest thing you can get to walking long dirt roads between cypress trees and Roman villas.

This fresh, and genderless, eau de cologne is made for those with a love for nature and a place in their heart for all things Italian. This fine fragrance opens with hints of bergamot and Italian citrus, with an undertone of pink pepper. The slow introduction prepares those who enter your presence to open their heart to the notes of fresh lavender as it plays off the aromatics of clary sage and comes to a harmonious conclusion with the earthy and woody touch of vetiver.

Colonia Futura does all of this with 99% natural ingredients that are made for everyone, not just men. Let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to smell more Italian, and that’s what makes Colonia Futura one of the best colognes to get laid right now.

Honorable Mentions

Viktor&Rolf Spicebomb Eau de Toilette

(Viktor&Rolf;) | Spicebomb Eau de Toilette
(Viktor&Rolf) | Spicebomb Eau de Toilette

Let us blow you away with Viktor&Rolf’s infamous Spicebomb. This warm and spicy eau de toilette has key notes of sage, triple black spice complex, and roasted almonds that create what Viktor&Rolf call a “detonation triggered by an explosive encounter of accords.” If that doesn’t sell you, we don’t know what will.

Bergamot, pink pepper, smooth tobacco, aged leather, and vetiver combine with the key notes to make this a raw and powerful fragrance that will make your presence felt no matter how crowded the club is. And did we mention it comes in a bottle that looks like a grenade?

Maison Margiela ‘REPLICA’ By the Fireplace

(Maison Margiela) | ’REPLICA’ By the Fireplace
(Maison Margiela) | ’REPLICA’ By the Fireplace

We know we already featured an entry in Maison Margiela’s “REPLICA” fragrance line, but we’d be remiss to not mention another great scent from the industry favorite Parisian fashion house.

Wood crackling in the fireplace, snow falling outside, and wrapping up in a wool blanket—the ultimate winter scent. That’s what it feels like to wear By the Fireplace, a warm and spicy scent that combines the keynotes of clove oil, chestnut accord, and orange flower atop a cozy vanilla accord to immediately take you back.

An eau de toilette, By the Fireplace leaves you smelling like burning wood and chestnuts all day long. And like all the “REPLICA” fragrances, you can also get them as candles. Perfect for setting the mood for cozy sleepovers with your date. Who said winter had to be lonely?

Ralph Lauren Polo Red Eau de Toilette

(Ralph Lauren Polo) | Red Eau de Toilette
(Ralph Lauren Polo) | Red Eau de Toilette

What would it be like to drive a red Ferrari? As the owner of over 70 collectible automobiles totaling over $300 million, Ralph Lauren probably knows more than anyone what it’s like to drive supercars, hypercars, and vintage classics to work. So we’re going to bet the development of the Polo Red cologne comes from personal experience.

This cologne is not only inspired by Lauren’s celebrated car collection, it’s even housed in a sports car red bottle. Inside is an energizing men’s fragrance with key notes of grapefruit, lavender, lemon, sage, cedarwood, and coffee. These ingredients create the perfect aromatic balance needed to pair with driving fast and igniting your nightlife to never-before-seen speeds.

Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue Eau De Toilette

(Dolce & Gabbana) | Light Blue Eau De Toilette
(Dolce & Gabbana) | Light Blue Eau De Toilette

Colognes and perfumes can be divisive. Not everyone has the same palate for aromatics, and different scents can have a different effect on each person. However, Light Blue by Dolce & Gabbana is an eau de toilette that smells good for everyone.

Light Blue is immediately recognizable due to its key notes of aromatic juniper, Sicilian mandarin, American muskwood, sensual rosewood, frozen grapefruit, refreshing bergamot, Sichuan pepper, and its sexy oakmoss and incense base. It is the sunny Mediterranean sea distilled and bottled up in a cult-favorite fragrance that works for everyone.



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